Hey guys!
Hey folks,
Your friend and new mayor of toronto, Rob Ford, here. I’ve been ridiculously busy as you can expect.
I haven’t even had much time to post in my blog to connect with my fans / voters! How have you all been? I’ve been great.
I’ve had some great first experiences so far since becoming mayor this week. I’ll share that with you later.
I’ve been applying several creams to my balls / anus recently because of all the chafing as a result of standing for longer-than-normal periods of time in city hall. There are a lot of formalities, unbeknown to me, with becoming mayor of Toronto.
Stay tuned for more updates , Toronto!
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- New blog post: Update : Just got out of hospital earlier this week http://bit.ly/eGcBCf #voteto
- New blog post: Hey guys! http://bit.ly/gHe37V #voteto
- New blog post: Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto http://bit.ly/byqMUq #voteto
- New blog post: Just getting ready to be the new mayor of Toronto on my end http://bit.ly/cjjp6a #voteto
- DOIN COKE FROM SCRAPING TOILET PAPER DISPENSERS IN FIRKIN PUB BATHROOM STALLS #VOTETO http://bit.ly/aYpAch
- I LOVE TO DO COCAINE RESIDUE FROM BATHROOM TOILET PAPER DISPENSERS IN FIRKIN PUBS http://bit.ly/aYpAch
- New blog post: Thank the gods its FRIDAY http://bit.ly/ceO5Qg #voteto
- dropped some phad thai on my groin area (not wearing pants or underwear) ... i think im gonna leave it there for a few days
- New blog post: Winter is coming / Applying pressure to my anus http://bit.ly/9OJlq2 #voteto
- http://mellastman.com/2010/10/11/rob-ford-the-new-mayor-of-toronto-get-outta-here/
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I don’t like Ford, however you’re a fucking awesome satirist. You have the focus, staying power and cojones to keep this and your twitter going. Take care!
Thanks for the kind words bub!