putting mustard on my disk
Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto
Greetings Friends,
As I write this I am eating a mustard DRENCHED sausage on a kaiser bun. I love to just pour vast amounts of mustard on most of my food. It just tastes better!
The day I officially take office as the new mayor of Toronto is fast approaching and I am becoming more and more excited as the days go on. As time moves forward, I notice the progression of change — the smell of bacon (me) is wafting through the chambers and corridors of the labyrinth that is city hall.
I often like to walk through the corridors of city hall late at night with my footsteps echoing along as I slowly progress throughout the different levels.
I enjoy closing my eyes and attempting to walk through without seeing anything. I like to feel and touch all the things around me as I pass each room, each light switch and each shitty plant along the way.
I tend to get sexually excited during these anticipatory times. Too bad the wife is off on some Yoga retreat again.
Talk to you soon!
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