Archive for February 2011
Update : Just got out of hospital earlier this week
Hey folks,
Your busy mayor of Toronto here! As you might have heard, I was recently hospitalized for having calcium inside my penis.
You might ask, “why do you have calcium inside your penis?”
Well, I assure you this was a calculated move on my part. I am testing the viability and strength of me penis on a regular basis. In order to test certain specific thresholds, I have to insert calcium deposits into my penis hole.
Currently I’m writing this in my hot tub in my Etobicoke mansion’s back patio. The warm water and air jets are massaging my groin area, stimulating movement and keeping a constant warm temperature within my groin region. This is necessary to soothe the pain involved with inserting calcium deposits into my penis hole.
Since becoming the mayor of Toronto, there has been some secrets revealed to me about the fate of our great city, kept secret over the past few mayoral terms actually. I have to test my strength constantly to ensure I am strong enough to complete several key tasks that lie ahead of me.
Stay tuned.
- New blog post: Update : Just got out of hospital earlier this week http://bit.ly/eGcBCf #voteto
- New blog post: Hey guys! http://bit.ly/gHe37V #voteto
- New blog post: Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto http://bit.ly/byqMUq #voteto
- New blog post: Just getting ready to be the new mayor of Toronto on my end http://bit.ly/cjjp6a #voteto
- DOIN COKE FROM SCRAPING TOILET PAPER DISPENSERS IN FIRKIN PUB BATHROOM STALLS #VOTETO http://bit.ly/aYpAch
- I LOVE TO DO COCAINE RESIDUE FROM BATHROOM TOILET PAPER DISPENSERS IN FIRKIN PUBS http://bit.ly/aYpAch
- New blog post: Thank the gods its FRIDAY http://bit.ly/ceO5Qg #voteto
- dropped some phad thai on my groin area (not wearing pants or underwear) ... i think im gonna leave it there for a few days
- New blog post: Winter is coming / Applying pressure to my anus http://bit.ly/9OJlq2 #voteto
- http://mellastman.com/2010/10/11/rob-ford-the-new-mayor-of-toronto-get-outta-here/
- Understanding Abusive Relationships 5 Benefits of Learning to Identify Intimate Partner Abuse
- Abusive Relationship Healing Biofeedback and Self regulation For Domestic Abuse Survivors
- Healing From Emotional Abuse Emotional Healing For Domestic Abuse Survivors
- In an Abusive Relationship The Problem With Promises After Physical Emotional and Verbal Abuse
- Domestic Violence Politics Healthcare and Clergy Resistance to Screen For Domestic Abuse
- After the Abusive Relationship Remedies For What Next Do What You Love
- Domestic Violence Healing How Wakeful Rest Can Enhance Health For Domestic Violence Survivors
- Abusive Relationship and Your Health 5 Tips to Insure Proper Digestion For Domestic Abuse Survivor
- Family Violence Lost Mothers Lied to Children and the Legal Abuse Syndrome
- Abusive Relationship Healing 5 Tips For Lifting Depression After Your Abusive Relationship
- Fairness for New Canadians
- Helping Protect Children in Sport
- If Not ‘Barbaric’, How Would the Ignatieff-Liberals Describe Honour Killings?
- Economic Growth and Canada’s Knowledge Economy
- Ignatieff Still Planning a Carbon Tax
- Strengthening the Value of Canadian Citizenship
- Committed to Fighting Cancer
- Ignatieff’s Election Gambit
- Harper Government Helping Deliver Safer Communities
- Working to Protect Consumers
- Toronto Historic Sites presenting events in annual storytelling festival
- The Week Ahead: City of Toronto meeting schedule, March 21 - 25
- Long-term care residents to receive Canada Blooms flowers harvested by volunteers
- Controlled burn in High Park this spring will protect rare forest
- Disasters around the world a harsh reminder of the importance of being 'emergency ready' here at home
- City celebrates Toronto's urban forest at Canada Blooms 2011
- City advises homeowners to take flood-proofing action
- The Week Ahead - City of Toronto meeting schedule, March 7 - 11
- Symposium promotes new ideas to ease poverty, homelessness
- St. Lawrence Market presents cooking camp for kids during March break