Hey Friends,

I’ve decided to slow down my campaign since my popularity has been established within this great city. Its important to take it easy; we only live once and I like to make a point of enjoying the finer things in life. Why not?

One of my favorite things is something I do almost every other day — a hot shower to start off my morning. One thing about me that you may not know is that I am a man of routines. I like to keep my routines in the morning for instance.

Usually my day starts off at around 10:15am when my alarm goes off. The wife is usually out of the house earlier; most recently she has been spending time at her girlfriends house and sometimes spends the night there. So I have my Etobicoke house to myself.

As soon as I’m up, I head for my shower. My shower is not a standard shower that one would expect to find in a suburban home. I have multiple shower heads — one over top of your head and one on the right hand side in the shower. This particular shower head is what I enjoy best during my morning routine.

The shower head that is midway down and connected to a detachable head has a long and narrow shower head that has a small rounded tip. The water shoots out of this in a high pressure jet of water.

I usually insert this tip into my anus and turn the jet settings on the shower head to provide different variations of streams of water. One might call this a makeshift enema, but I find the varying streams of water shooting into my anus a great way to jolt someone awake as well as cleaning out any nominal blockages that I usually end up having, due to my particular diet.

These showers usually last about 35-40 minutes. Over time, I have had to hire a plumber actually adjust the drainage in my shower to directly connect to the sewage drain in my house.

Thanks for listening.